Pretty Please!

Stephanie...please update your blog.
Sincerely,
Kelly & Ash

On Again, Off Again

The weather,well, let's just say that it's DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! Last Saturday was Gorgeous! We got the bandit out and drove it around town, went to the park, got some frozen yogurt, packed Ted around in my purse...sounds like the perfect Spring day, right? It was short lived though. We've been stuck smack dap in the middle of this medley of hope and disaster, as it's sunny and warm one minute and snowing the next. Mother nature really has a sick sense of humor! And yea, I know....I have nothing to blog about but the weather.

Movie Trivia

Here's a fun one. There are 15 classic lines from my favorite movies below. See how many answers you can get right and I'll knock 'em off the list. On your marks...get set....GO!

Ok, Only 2 have been answered.....Keep trying! Ok, I'm going to give you a few more hints on some of them....

1. "Which one of you is attracted to me?"
---"I would become a professional whistler! I'm already pretty amazing at it" Madagascar 2

2. "Aspen? I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes." Dumb and Dumber

3. "I'm getting whiplash from your moodswings." Twilight

4. "The next time you boys try to B.S. me, why don't you try B.S.-ing each other instead."
---"Gotta get my slurpy on."

5. "At no point in your rambling, incohearant response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul." Billy Madison

6. "Oh man, don't get me started. I could talk about Euthanasia all day."
---"LINGER-ER!"

7. "Just go with what you feel! You got like 12 feet!"
---"You were the one who was afraid to try the new Dr. Pepper." "I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!" Accepted

8. "I see you've been missing work lately" "I haven't been at work, but I wouldn't say I've been missing it." Office Space

9. "This is my lesbian sister...Go ahead, tell them about your softball team."
---"WHY?!" "YOU KNOW WHY!!!!" What happens in Vegas

10. "Sean! I read your story. You used a lot of big words. Great! Good for you! It was a little long, so I didn't read the whole thing, but who cares, cuz I gave you an A!"
---"I think My english Teacher is illiterate"

11. "We have a better chance playing pick-up sticks with our butt cheeks than making it to Witchitaw tonight." Planes, Trains, & Automobiles

12. "Where you gonna put a tree that size?" "Bend over, I'll show you!" Christmas Vacation

13. "Can't I just spray some pam down there?" "That's a valid question." Baby Mama

14. "I'm sorry they don't make a 'sorry your coach was crushed by 10,000 tons of irony' Hallmark Card"

15. "This is just a sample."
---"My safe word is Whiskey"

The Husband Tag

1. He's sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen? Most likely a comedy, such as The Office or 30 Rock, or the football game.

2. You're out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad? Caesar or Balsamic Vinaigrette

3. What's one food he doesn't like? Sushi…or seafood in general

4. You go out to eat and have a drink, what does he order? Coke

5. Where did he go to high school? Mountain Crest

6. What size shoe does he wear? 10

7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be? Computer stuff. I have a closet full to prove it. But if he had oodles of money (and the space) to collect anything, it would be old cars that he could restore himself.

8. What is his favorite type of sandwich? The kind I don’t burn. Turkey is a safe bet.

9. What would this person eat every day if he could? Chicken....haha…this is a bit of an inside joke right now.

10. What is his favorite cereal? Depends on what kick he’s on. Usually a variety between Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, and Marshmallow Mates. We go for the breakfast of champions at our house.

11. What would he never wear? Ha, the orange polo I bought him for our engagement photos. He “looks weird in it,” so he says.

12. What is his favorite sports team? Guilty…I don’t know this one for sure. I’m pretty sure he likes the Florida College Football team…or at least their QB. If I’ve got my stats straight, that is.

13. Who did he vote for? ...Megan Corkey.

14. Who is his best friend? Me.

15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn't do? Pick at his back. I can’t help it…it’s an addiction…and it is like fingernails on a chalkboard to him.

16. What is his heritage? Muir…shoot, I forget.

17. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake? Oh, no. If I want it to be a good birthday, I buy him a cake. Probably cheesecake or something super chocolaty.

18. Did he play sports in high school? Football

19. What could he spend hours doing? Driving. I can’t believe how he can stand to be at the wheel so long. Lucky for me, because I’m not so fond of it. I prefer my spot controlling the temperature and the radio.

20. What is one unique talent he has? His attention to detail is greater than any man has ever been given credit for. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve rushed home from the craft store with a new gadget and put it on the wall with the other décor before he got home, in hopes that he wouldn’t discover my latest splurge (at least until I could say, “we’ve had that forever.”). It never takes him more than a couple minutes to say that it looks nice. And, I can never hide anything from him. He can read my emotions like a book…no matter how hard I try to conceal it. I don’t care what anyone says…he can read my mind.

The Closet Puppy

For the first time since having Ted at home with us our closet was clean and clear of all the clean clothes laying on the ground and sitting in laundry baskets. So as I was getting ready to vacuum, Ted came in to inspect and found a similar looking puppy that lives in the closet. You have to see our ferocious attack dog in action!

Light at the end of the tunnel...

It's March! And that is kind of a big deal to me. It means there's a light at the end of the tunnel. Winter is on the retreat. I've been ready for summer since Christmas was over...but now, I'm really ready to start seeing green instead of white.
We went to Star Valley this weekend so we could show Ted off to the family. (And so Charle and Kelby could fight over him all weekend) The snow is still a good 3+ feet deep out there. Kelby & Justis were actually jumping off the roof it was so deep. And it was about 15 below on Friday night. Logan is feeling pretty good right now! Although I'd really like to be able break out the scooter and go for a ride...I'll be content for now, but I'm begging and pleading for some warm sunshine!